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Tenant 01 The cat
House meeting Attendance: two
Tenant 02 The dog

They live here. You just pay for it.

Useful, everyday things for cat and dog households, shipped in a kraft box with a sticker on it. The shop opens in the new year.

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One house. Three doors.

Who are we shopping for?

About us

Two species.
One lease.
Zero rent.

Petty Roommates is a small shop for homes where the cat, the dog, or both are clearly in charge. We look for useful everyday things that fix the little daily problems: fur on the couch, the leash by the door, the armrest that's now a scratching post. Then we ship them in a box the roommates will probably sit in.

  1. 01

    Useful first. Funny second.

    Everything we stock has to solve a real, small, daily problem. The jokes are free.

  2. 02

    Cats and dogs get equal billing.

    One shop with three doors: cat, dog and both.

  3. 03

    We say what a thing is.

    No miracle claims, no fake reviews, no countdown clocks. Just a plain description and a photo of the real thing.

  4. 04

    Every order gets the sticker treatment.

    A kraft box, our sticker and a note from the roommates.

The couch

The armrest is under new management.

Your sofa has a new tenant, and they've started renovating. We're putting together a couch kit to help you negotiate a truce.

Now sampling: scratch mats for sofa arms, clear furniture film, and a wand toy so they have somewhere else to aim.

The front door

Another walk has been requested.

They know exactly where the leash lives. We're building a walk kit for homes with one dog, two dogs, or one dog with the energy of two.

Now sampling: a double leash for walking two dogs at once, a clip for used bags, and a bag holder for the leash.

The floors

Home improvements were made.

Fur on the throw, paw prints on the rug, and nobody's admitting anything. We're testing the everyday cleanup tools people actually reach for.

Now sampling: a grooming set, a reusable fur-removal brush, and a paw washer cup for the door.

The nap schedule

A demanding day. Followed by a nap.

They sleep a lot, and they expect the good spot. Cozy things will come after launch, once we've found ones worth sending.

Coming later: soft things for the good spot. We'll show you when we've tested them.

Featured tenants

The tenants have files.

Every home has a cast. This is ours. When the shop opens, every hero product gets a tenant file of its own.

Approved by no one

Tenant file · No. 01

The cat

Occupation
Senior supervisor, couch division
Rent paid to date
$0.00
Preferred seat
Yours
Recent activity
Reassigned your seat. Annual review of the humans.
Known associate
The dog
Very good

Tenant file · No. 02

The dog

Occupation
Head of front-door security
Rent paid to date
$0.00
Walks requested today
One more
Recent activity
Home improvements (muddy). Employee of the month, self-nominated.
Known associate
The cat
Concept render of an open kraft box with the Petty Roommates sticker inside the lid.
Concept render, not a photo. We'll swap in the real box when the first samples arrive.

The unboxing

Every order gets the sticker treatment.

A plain kraft box, our logo sticker on the lid, and a thank-you note written from the roommates' point of view. They won't say thank you themselves, so we do it for them.

The waitlist

Sign the lease.

Get an email when the shop opens, plus the occasional note from the roommates. No spam. Ask us to take you off any time.

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